Wallpaper Effort

In my ideal dream house you can change the settings, like you can on ‘The Simulation World’. I spent many an hour of my childhood building a home, making my simulation people happy, giving them a good life and killing them all when I got bored. But now it’s given me a wildly unrealistic idea […]

Bun Buns Rule

I went to dinner at my friend Stacey’s house last night, and she took me by surprise by whipping out two lop-eared rabbits over dessert. I’ve never really interacted with rabbits before, so I was blown away by their outrageously soft fur and gentle demeanour. I just couldn’t stop patting them! These two are called […]

Urban Jungle

What do you get when you throw an urban horticulturist and an aerosol artist together under one roof? You get my current living space, that’s what. This is especially the case if you add in a strong dose of enthusiasm for home decor on both sides of the equation. Basically, the space is a wall-to-wall […]

Divine Portfolio

I’m thinking of buying a country church. Yes, you read that right and no, I haven’t become a devout follower of religion since you last heard from me. I’m going to renovate this baby and set it up as a funky little function venue. It’s in a great part of the country, just far enough […]

Teach Us Things

Gardening is the way of the soul. Only by caring for that which grows can one grow themselves, as people. I know all the old proverbs, but even though they were written down hundreds of years ago by our ancestors. We might teach our young ones to strike from the shadows and end lives with […]

Someone Wants a Suit

Guys, we finally did it. We sold our very first Mech Suit! This is a great day for the future of metal exoskeletons as a whole, but especially for us because we’ve literally never sold anything and now we’ve sold a whole suit! And it’s all down to tapping the one market that’s never going […]

Monorail to Your Office

The future is monorails, although the exact form that will take is yet to be decided. We had a great discussion at the Futurist Club today, and everyone loved the idea of sky-rails being part of our major cities. Those will be the rails that weave in and out of skyscrapers, thus meaning that you […]

It Started With a Toolbox…And a Sandwich

I’ll admit that I’m not the best around the house, which is why I have a landlord that sorts out most of that stuff for me. I have just enough to get on with looking after my many pets and making beautiful music, without having to do silly things like screw in light bulbs and […]

Cheers to Sydney Designers!

Apparently the office design in Melbourne is great, which is terrible because we’re in Sydney and we hate them, for some ill-defined reason. This deadly and very legitimate feud goes back to the olden days, when we were fighting over who got to be the capital. Should’ve been Sydney, obviously, but because we were too […]