My Steely Confession

I suppose it’s been long enough for me to make my…’Jayne Confessions’. That’s what everyone is calling them. I had it worse than most, because I was so incredibly keen to learn about the future that I scheduled several coffee meetings with Jayne where I could ask her many things about the future, and I […]

Solar Could Help

I’m not even sure how to explain this. It’s pretty rare for me to call family meetings in the first place, because we spend enough time together in my opinion. But I just can’t help it. I have a way for us to make the farm work more efficient, and it must be heard. Of […]

Mind That Drain

Children sure are a gift, which is why I’ll probably never have any of them ever again. Two is great; I’m gonna cap it at this number. Any more and I literally do not know how I would cope, which is weird when you think about people who have three, four, five…more…like, HOW? You only […]

Rust Everywhere

It’s always been a dream of mine to live by the sea, so here we are. Well, here I am…still just me, but now that I finally have a garden I’d like to get a cat. My working hours don’t allow for a dog, but if the cat was able to come and go as […]

Wallpaper Effort

In my ideal dream house you can change the settings, like you can on ‘The Simulation World’. I spent many an hour of my childhood building a home, making my simulation people happy, giving them a good life and killing them all when I got bored. But now it’s given me a wildly unrealistic idea […]

Bun Buns Rule

I went to dinner at my friend Stacey’s house last night, and she took me by surprise by whipping out two lop-eared rabbits over dessert. I’ve never really interacted with rabbits before, so I was blown away by their outrageously soft fur and gentle demeanour. I just couldn’t stop patting them! These two are called […]

Urban Jungle

What do you get when you throw an urban horticulturist and an aerosol artist together under one roof? You get my current living space, that’s what. This is especially the case if you add in a strong dose of enthusiasm for home decor on both sides of the equation. Basically, the space is a wall-to-wall […]

Divine Portfolio

I’m thinking of buying a country church. Yes, you read that right and no, I haven’t become a devout follower of religion since you last heard from me. I’m going to renovate this baby and set it up as a funky little function venue. It’s in a great part of the country, just far enough […]

Teach Us Things

Gardening is the way of the soul. Only by caring for that which grows can one grow themselves, as people. I know all the old proverbs, but even though they were written down hundreds of years ago by our ancestors. We might teach our young ones to strike from the shadows and end lives with […]